Happy Hours Talk

16.02.2007

Shanghai, Thursday Evening, one day after Valentine's day, the scene happened in a Cozy Bar Restaurant in the EX-French concession...

The protagonists: 2 girls and 2 gays
-Leslie
-Lawrencia
-Yoann
-Jayjay

So, after a hard day of work and not very productive, I moved my ass to join Leslie and have a drink with him and our other gals! Yoann and Jayjay were joining us, we were really in the mood for chatting...

It' s Happy Hours! Yeah!! Buy one get one free, we gonna get so drunk!!

Here is the dialogue we had while drinking our alcohols (it might be a bit romanced):

-Lawrencia: I can' t believe that my pretending best friend fucked me for 2 years and did not even recognized that he fucked up our friendship! He accused me not helping him in protecting our friendship! Fuck! (and she drank half her tequila sunrise...)

-Jayjay: Yeah Sweetie, you were blind, you did nothing wrong actually but you know, guys are just selfish! He doesn't want to preserve your relationship, just your fuckship! -Hey, fuwuyuan(waiter)! Give me another glass of wine!-

-Leslie: I already told you that 2 years ago, don' t fuck around with this guy, you never listen to me dear!

-Jayjay: Well, I tell you a story, yesterday for V day, my boyfriend actually told me he got a present for me but then he said it' s just a joke! How can you joke with it? Plus he left for Holidays without me! -Smoke dear, you will feel better!-

-Lawrencia: -Thank you dear!- I totally understand your disappointment, all guys are fucking bastards, they just cannot understand our feelings...That's why I always boycott Valentines Day, it' s just so commercial and fake, it's bullshit! Yesterday, I refused 2 dates! I don't wanna go on a date for Vday! It's too ridiculous!

-Jayjay: Yes right, and bastards have no heart! Men are useless, but we need them, we need them for sex! It' s the only thing they can give us! And cum, cum can be usefull for our skin and stuff... you know!

-Lawrencia: Yes I agree sweetie, just good to suck their dicks! Nothing more! Don' t try to change a men, change your expectations! -Please another cocktail!-

-Yoann: For my part I understand the guys, they are not soooo bad as you say, they just want to be more relaxed... I tell you girls, guys just don' t like to be disturbed in their habits... they don' t like girls that are after them all the time!-me too, another glass of wine!-

-Jayjay: Scuse me, but how do you know? You never been with a girl! And if he really loves you, he would never think you are always after him, he would hope that you call him all the time and ask him all kind of questions... the real fact is men don' t love anyone but themselves! They are just selfish pigs!

-Lawrencia: I agree! Bastards have no heart! Hahaha! We (Women) really care, cause, when we love someone, all the things we are doing, we do it thinking about him first!

-Jayjay: Yes, totally true, when I buy grocery, I think about what he would like to eat, when I go shopping I think about what I can buy for him, when I go sport I think about how I can be healthier for him, and so on and so on! But he just left me the V day for Viet-Nam! He went holidays without me, and he even did not have time to lunch with me! Fuck!

-Leslie: well, be more selfish girls! And don' t hang around with bastards! Just suck dicks, and go away! It's much more easier! Don' t fool yourself with a love affair that does not worth it! -I'm so drunk, I don' t know how many glasses I had...!-

-Jayjay: just fuck and go away! It' s good to suck actually! Last time I cooked for my man, and then we had sex, I was sucking him, but I was so full that while I was sucking him, it happened that I vomited... and I had to swallow all that thing not to let him know that I vomited on his dick! He asked me if I could smell a funny taste of puke, but I said no, you are hallucinating! Hahaha! And the day after he did not shower, and kept my vomit all day long, isn't that cute?!

-Leslie and Yoann: You are so gross! It' s awful! And you swallowed everything!? Unbelievable!

-Lawrencia: Wahouuu! Disgusting! But men like disgusting things anyway, so, it doesn't matter! I happened to finger a guy! So what? He liked it! Suck him and finger him at the same time, believe me he will have a good orgasm!

-Leslie: Jayjay, I know you are a big slut, so I am in fact not even surprised! Hahaha!

-Jayjay: Of course, and I like it! I swallow because it's my duty! But the cum never ever tasted good! -Zai lai yi bei(please another glass of wine)!-

-Lawrencia: It's full of proteins and it keep you young, very good for the skin!

-Leslie: that' s why I look so young, my sweetie gives me all his cum and I put it on my face and in my yogurts, so tasty! -I want to smoke!-

-Yoann: I know you love it! -give me some wine darling, and I want to smoke too!-

-Jayjay: we need to focus and come back to our main topic: " men are bitches and bastards"

-Lawrencia: Yes, they are what they are, and selfishness is their main characteristic!

-Lawrencia and Jayjay: the only thing we are looking for is to love and be loved! our carrier is important but our love life is much more important, we are girls and we live to love and take care of someone! Is that a really hard thing? is that a big expectation? We guess, YES!!! Cheeers girls!!! Drink, drink, smoke, smoke!!!

And they chatted and chatted until late in the night... about men and relationships...endless talk, no answers...just drink my dear gals... it's better than to think about men!